Hey guys, uhh..I'll be on holiday tommorow through thursday-ish.Sooo...I won't be here XD BEHAVE!

Anywhoo...Alana's(aka ) is here and we took this thing XD Here...(alana typed most of it XD)
(Also...Anything with us talking after it is supposed to be bold...we're just to lazy to do it.)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

Just because you are the first one, doesn't mean you are the second.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Alana: Eating?
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Chels: Idk I havm’t checked in a while *checks wrists* nope I’m clean.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. Alana: Whats a ditz? | Chels: I don’t know. It doesn’t apply to me I’m not blonde!
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Alana: Yeah pretty much….| Chels: I’m not a bitch…..ALANA take off that stupid hat it looks terrible and Poche FIND YOUR EAR!
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. Alana: No I am going to hell for other reasons *shifty eyes* | Chels: That’s just one of the reasons
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. Alana: This is why I am going to hell  | Chels: Another reason I am going to hell!
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. Both: Morals?
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. Alana: I wish! | Chels: Responsible?
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm rly dark asian. Loser.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. Alana: I was raised in pubs and bars
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. Chels: Isn’t that normal? *tilts head* | Alana: Cha’
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. Alana: Of course!
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. Alana: And again I say Cha’ | Chels: Crap…..No! What? I did? Alana stop typing what I say! Burn in hell! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! Lets see what else should else should I drabble on about…..Right I’ll sing-
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. Chels: I am not emo *slits wrists* Oh Wait-
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. Alana: Is there any other kind? | Chels: Wait I am not white! Oh wait yes I am….IDK WHAT I AM ANYMORE! Lol *sleep deprived*
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". Chels: I didn’t know that!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. Alana: When did this happen? | Chels: Wait I am not pretty! I can’t be typing here! Alana cut it out-
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. Alana: I am already the center of attention | Chels: What;s attention?
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. Alana: See above. | Chels: Again whats attention?/!
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Alana: You find out new things about yourself everyday…..| Chels: I didn’t know I was homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. Alana: I wish…..XD| Chels: I don’t have that many guy friends…..JV Jacob Jonah Peter Peter Shiggy Olie Ben Zetzu Sato (Oh wait shes a girl XD)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. Alana: Doesn’t apply to me XD| Chels: Lets see girlfriends……Jon Sato Lindsey Rebecca ALANA Erika Shanna Hannah…….Jon
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. Some Aero's cute.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. Both: No we’re in the mafia.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO Alana: No girls are gross| Chels: Wow I’m gay…..Didn’t know that XD
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Both:*innocent look*
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Alana: *no comment* | Chels: Dido XD
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. Alana: Well yeah! |Chels: Yeah I’m ugly what chu’ gonna do about it, huh?
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks Chels: I’m too punky to date punks | Alana: I wish I could date punks but they hate me XD
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 Nope.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. Alana: Cha’ XD | Chels: I think I’m black?
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. Chels: I am a loser and damn proud of it! | Alana: No ones like everyone else…… | Chels: Cause like Mr. Rogers said ‘We are all special in our own way
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
Alana: *skips*
Chels: But I’m overweight…..
Alana: No you’re not.
Chels: Yes I am.
Alana: No you’re not.
Chels: Yes I am! Shouldn’t I be the one with the problem with this?
Alana: No you not. You use to be but then you got taller….
Chels: I’m still overweight! Do you want me find a working scale?
Alana: You’re not going to do that….
Chels: You’re I’m not. Because the place open at 1:30am is Walmart and really who wants to go there?
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. Alana: SHUNNNNNNN!
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. Both: I’m not! Mommy Where do babies come from?
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. That would be random I am not even old enough to drive yet!
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. Alana: I’m from Ohio where we don’t believe in the sun.| Chels: Its sunny here…..too sunny!
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. Alana: I am Irish remember? | Chels: I don’t drink *hides wine*
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. Alana: Flys are tooo scary!
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. Alana: Yeah you pretty much sux. | Chels: I don’t think you sux….that much
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. Chels: Yeah but so many people. There mean D:
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. Alana: Yeah pretty much….. | Chels: Crazy is my life *twich*
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. Alana: Bitch is my middle name | Chels: TAKE THAT BACK OR I’LL BREAK YOUR NECK WITH MY DEATH NOTE!!!
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Alana: Stupid shampoo | Chels: Its just naturally like that…..It makes bacon! *still sleep deprived*
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. Alana: We have already established that!
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist Alana: Well if I’m going to hell to hell anyway might as well get on his good side. |Chels: Doesn’t really matter I’m going to stay here and haunt the hell out of everybody.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. Alana: Any guys try to wear girls clothes? They suck! They never are the same size! So you have to try on everything! Shopping is hell clothing wise! | Both: And boys clothes are just cooler.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. Alana: Yeppers ! | Chels: Yeah I’m a freak What cha’ going to do about it? NAHHHH
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. Alana: Pretty much | Chels: That’s my life
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. Alana: Yep.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. Alana: I’m the worst American ever! | Chels:…But I’m worse
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. Alana: I am an emo in disguised! | Chels: I am not a music genre
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. Alana: Sounds good to me XD | Chels: Me too.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. Alana: Well yeah! | Chels: I take no responsibility for the election of Bush XD
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. Alana: Well yeah! | Chels: Have you ever hugged a tree? It’s great!
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. Alana: Lol XD | Chels: Yeah tottaly *sarcastic*
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE. Chels: AM Not! Now, if you excuse me, I’m missing The Flintstones.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. Alana: Well book people are cooler! Chels: With books I am never alone.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. Alana: Sweeet! | Chels: Reasons why I can’t go to an airport.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. No thanks.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. Alana: I am an outcast for other reasons.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. Alana: *woot*
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. Chels: Nooo…*hides razor*
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. Chels: Am not!
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. Alana: That’s why I am the typer Chels: That’s why I’m freaking out about Alana typing.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems Chels: I am.

I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.